SECTION A
Boys and Girls,
As you know very well, I am a policeman. I’m not sure how you react to the word
“policeman” but I suspect that a lot of you have an immediate feeling of vague
antagonism, of somehow being against the police. I don’t know where this feeling
comes from. I imagine a lot stems from parents using the name “policeman” as a
kind of bogeyman, to frighten you when you were very young. Anyway, I’m sure that
some of you do have that feeling of antagonism.
I think this is a pity, because really the police are on your side. It is your fathers
and mothers who pay us, through the taxation system. And anyway, when all boils
down, a policeman is just an ordinary chap with a blue uniform on. When I knock off
work and go home to my wife and kids, I don’t beat them off the head with a
truncheon or drill them full of bullets. When I go back home I do just the same
sort of things your fathers do – I kiss my wife, have my tea, growl at the kids and
sit down in front of the telly watching policemen beat people over the head with a
truncheon or drill them full of bullets.
I tell you these things, not to make you feel sorry for the pool old policemen,
though I hope you do occasionally, but to try to convince you that I am really trying
to help you. I’m here as many of you know, to talk about bicycles. I’m going to tell
you a lot of things to do, and a lot of things not to do. But I’m not really telling
them to you because I’m a policeman. I’m telling you because I happen to know a lot
about the dangers of bicycles, and I’m telling you exactly the same things I tell my
own son and daughter about their bicycles. It’s true that if you ride dangerously –
dangerously to yourself and other people – a few of you are going to be in trouble
with the police. Bur for everyone who breaks the law and is punished by the courts
there’ll be fifty who punish themselves, much more seriously with broken wrists
and arms and collarbones, and occasionally with death.And all this can be avoided with little common sense. You don’t really need me to tell you that you must keep your bicycles in good condition – yet how many of you really do? How many of you are quite sure that your tail-light works perfectly and that your brakes are in tip-top order and that your chain hasn’t slackened off? When did you last check on all those three simple things? Last month? Last year? How about checking them tonight and every weekend? Not because the police are going to get you, but because otherwise someday your luck will run out and you will get yourself in danger.About the most dangerous thing you can do with a bike is to ride it two up. There are tandem bicycles built for two, and they can be controlled with two people aboard. There are no others that can – none! If you don’t believe me, there are 134 children in the London area who have found out in the last two years and who will back me up.Some of you are good at trick riding. A good thing, too! Just one point, though. If you want to show off how you can ride without hands, or with the handle bars reversed or sitting empty field where everybody can watch you and applaud you.If you want to put an old lady in hospital for six weeks, try pointing a bone at her, or burning a wax image of her. Don’t do as an old lad from this area did last month, ride her down on the foot path. A bicycle on the pavement is so swift and silent as to behave like a bogeyman.And finally do learn your hand signals. There are only two that matter – a right turn signal, and a “stop” signal like this. If every cyclist would learn to use his sense and his right hand for them, there’d be a lot more cyclists who’d still have their senses and hands today.
Questions:
a) (i) What is taking place in this passage?
(ii) Suggest a suitable title for the passage.
b) Which audience is the police addressing?
c) Why does the policeman address this particular audience?
d) How does the policeman try to help the young boys and girls listening to him?
e) Explain the meaning and effectiveness of the following colloquial expressions:
i. … growl at the kids.
ii. … drill them full of bullets
iii. … put an old lady in hospital
SECTION B
THE GRACEFUL GIRRAFE CANNOT BECOME A MONKEY
Okot P B’tek (Uganda)
My husband tells me
I have no ideas
Of modern beauty.
He says
I have stuck
To old-fashioned hair styles.
He says
I am stupid and very backward,
That my hair style
Makes him sick
Because I am dirty.
It is true
I cannot do my hair
As white women do.
Listen,
My father comes from Payira,
My mother is a woman of Koc!
I am a true Acoli
I am not a half-caste
I am not a slave girl;
My father was not brought home
By the spear
My mother was not exchanged
For a basket of millet.
Ask me what beauty is
To the Acoli
And I will tell you;
I will show it to you
If you give me a chance!
You once saw me,
You saw my hair style
And you admired it,
And the boys loved it
At the arena
Boys surrounded me
And fought for me.
My mother taught me
Acoli hair fashions;
Which fits the kind
Of hair of the Acoli,
And the occasion.
Listen,
Ostrich plumes differ
From chicken feathers,
A monkey’s tail
Is different from that of a giraffe,
The crocodile’s skin
Is not like the guinea fowl’s,
And the hippo is naked, and hairless.
The hair of the Acoli
Is different from that of the Arabs;
The Indians’ hair
Resembles the tail of a horse;
It is like sisal strings
And needs to be cut
With scissors.
It is black,
And is different from that of a white woman.
A white woman’s hair
Is soft like silk;
It is light
And brownish like
That of a brown monkey,
And is very different from mine.
A black woman’s hair
Is thick and curly;
It is true
Ring-worm sometimes eat up
A little girl’s hair
And this is terrible;
But when hot porridge
Is put on the head
And the dance is held
Under the sausage-fruit tree
And the youths have sung
You, Ring worm
Who is eating Duka’s hair
Here is your porridge,
Then the girl’s hair
Begins to grow again
And the girl is pleased.
Question
What does the title of the poem “the graceful giraffe cannot become a monkey” mean? OR what is the poem about?
Who is the persona in the poem .how do you know ?
What is the tone and mood of the poem?
Comment on the figures of speech.
How does the woman (Lawino) see her identity?
How does Lawino react to the complaint of her husband?
Who is Lawino speaking to in the poem?
What lessons do you learn from the poem
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